2012...

So its 2012 and I havent written in about a zillion months! What is up with that...need to keep up to date with whats happened:
So far we've had 1 broken engagement, 2 new baby boys, 1 eviction, 9 new makeup products a hundred arguments and 1 new job.
Which is alot considering its technically only been 3 months!!!
My New Years resolution will have to be to keep on track of things, I'm possible, like I havent paid my Gym membership yet ( and havent been to said Gym since September!!!) and I havent got my holiday insurance out for Paris on Valentines...yep, you read write...
IM GOING PARIS ON THE 14TH OF FEBRUARY AKA VALENTINES DAY!
I am officially the luckiest girl in the world. But whats the big deal with actual Paris, I mean Im of to Disneyland Paris to succomb to my inner childs pluto fettish! But seriously how is Paris supposed to the city of love?
I understand the wonder and the extreamly sexy french accent and the whole Eiffel Tower looking magnificently fairytale at night but on the other hands theres frogs legs, snails and ambulances that sound like three gay guys having sex.
Whoever thought whispering 'm'amore' over a crunchy frog leg was going to get you into a womens hotel room was severely mistaken and possibly knocked on the head as a child....
No thank you I will keep Disney and have a lovely meal on the deck of the ship and Paris can keep its 'odd' sexyness, my City of Love is Venice - minus the stinky river but you catch my drift.

Avoir

Euuuurgh!!!!!

Being a care nurse I rarely get much time to myself. After grafting out a 12 hour shift, eating dinner, sorting Carl out, seeing my friends and so on...I finally got a day of *dadadadaaaaa*
As I always do I wrote a list of what I needed to do before self indulgence

• Call the bank
• Cancel Job Centre
• 3 loads of washing
• Take uniform to laundrette
• Ironing
• Lunch & Dinner for the next day
• Catch up on the 3 recorded programmes

After all this ( By the way the new Two & a Half men is pretty pantttttttttts) I thought I would crack on with my NVQ Assesments to find out that I left myself signed into my Mother-In Laws computer and cant force my laptop to log it in!
Super stressed I have two 12 hour shifts infornt of me and no plans on seeing my in laws...
Super Suck!

On a much lighter happier note, while filling in a bit of time on the bus this morning I had a look on Asos.com and fell in love with a Vintage Chanel Weekend bag for £2,700 which is my rent for about 2 years :( but the saving account has been opened and I am £1 nearer to my lovely soul mate of a handbag!!!

Don't you just love it...

Don't you just love it when you call your bank and work out your finance's and your better off than you thought!
Spend-aholics will understand my predicament!
I'm £30 over my rent needs well technically I am £130 over my rent as my lovely landlord knew what was in my bank account last week I have just managed to save a bit more than normal.
£130 that is a lot of money for me...thats a takeaway tonight...or maybe a meal out which means I can go buy something new to wear (any excuse really!) or that is the new Guess handbag I've had my eye on for the last week!

Isn't she beautiful....*sigh*

New Beginning

You know its terrible that as a 20 year old I have to use spell checker for the word beginning...I should attempt to read the dictionary, like i did when I was in primary school to learn more fancy words, funny I cant remember finishing that book as quick as Harry Potter! Which is on my bucket list, read all the Harry Potter books again should only take a few weeks at the rate I read!
Talking about Bucket Lists, I was on the plane home from Tenerife a few weeks ago, wetting my pants (that you could see through my leggings - thank you cheap Primark for that) about flying when Carl, my worse half, told me to write a bucket list of things I want to do starting with surviving the flight and to just keep writing until we had landed safely back in Gatwick.
So pen and pad at the ready the plane took off and so did my list. By midnight we were back in rainy england and I was 150 bucket points up! AND I had survived the flight so putting a big green tick (I have one of those awesome pens where you can change colours!!!) it made me feel like I had achieved something. Fair enough you are more likely to die on the way to the airport than on the plane but still I had survived a 4 hour flight in the air.

• Survive Tenerife - Gatwick fligt 

I decided that I'm going to complete the whole list before I'm 30 and have to start growing up a bit more, hence my blog, it was 5th on my Bucket List and I can officially tick it of once i click publish.

• Write a blog 

Thats a second one of my list, this is amazing feeling, so I am going to be uploading pictures and videos and generally keeping a log of everything I tick of so stay tuned theres sky dives (will involve a lot of swearing), swimming with dolphins (me in a bikini of course) and a lot of other crazy things I wanted to do when I was a little younger!

Time for a coffee and ciggie, pre getting of my butt ritual!